If I were an actor or actress in this move I would go hide in the mountains with Osama bin ladin, where no one could find me, not even the US government. This movie was so bad is was BADLY. I'M so glad I stuffed my knapsack full of junk food to eat, it gave me something interesting to do, like unwrap candy bars and fumble around for my rasinets which had as much interest as this pitiful, warthog of a movie.

How could anyone have the guts to even release this absurd "camero boy" movie? Why didn't they set fire to the film reel immediately and bury it where OJ hid his gun? this thing just sucked.

I'm still not sure what it was about. It had more subplots than sybil had personalities.

The movie was about (i think) a confederate submarine full of gold coins that sailed to africa and was buried in the sand in a vast desert. Two dimwitted treasure hunters went to look for it while protecting a doctor lady who was trying to cure a mysterious disease. All the while they are all being chased by a band of african war lord militia who could shoot at anything, boat, helicopter, truck, train, moped with at least 7000 rounds of bullets and never manage to kill anyone. All the while playing background chase scene songs from Lynyrd Skynyrd, and other cliche 7o's rock tunes.

Even my nine year old son rolled his eyes. "Mom, why is this movie so stupid?"

My husband withered in his seat from sheer hatred of having to pay to be in a movie which could possibly simultaneously give us all brain cancer.

why did we stay?...we still don't know the answer to that one. I think we were paralyzed from junk food and heavily salted stale popcorn. But I think we mostly stayed to see if it could possibly get any dumber..and it did.